The Amazing Spider-Man Webs a Wii

December 7, 2006 :: Categories: Opinion, Best Of

Forget the Marvel Civil War. The Next Generation Console War is upon us. So which consoles would different comic characters line up behind? Here are the answers:

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Spider-Man: Wii – Spider-Man is always broke, so he has no choice but to pick up the least expensive console. He might say it is because of the innovative Wii-mote but we all know it was the money.

 

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Superman: PS3 – Supervision calls for super-graphics. Almost went for the Xbox, but Jimmy Olsen already has one.

 

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Iron Man: Xbox 360, PS3, and Wii – He has all three consoles. All three still in the boxes, never opened.

 

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Batman: Wii – Bought it for Robin as a gift. Batman doesn’t have time for video games.

 

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Captain America: None – Cap just doesn’t get the whole video game thing. Give him a nice crossword puzzle at the end of a long day. Yessiree.

 

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Guy Gardner (Green Lantern): Xbox 360 – Not sure why. It just seems right. Maybe it’s the green logo on the Xbox.

 

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Wolverine: PS3 – You would think that an X-Man would choose the Xbox, but there you go.

 

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Robin: Wii – Gift from Batman. He really wanted a PS3. You’d think that with the kind of money and connections Bruce Wayne has he could have scored a PS3.

 

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Madrox (The Multiple Man): Xbox 360, PS3, and Wii (with the maximum number of controllers for each console) – When you can make an unlimited number of copies of yourself, each with a different part of your personality, you need a lot of options.

 

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Lex Luthor: Xbox 360 – Curious that the only villain on the list chooses the Microsoft product. Hmmm.

 

 



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The Amazing Spider-Man Webs a Wii

December 7, 2006 :: Categories: Opinion, Best Of

Forget the Marvel Civil War. The Next Generation Console War is upon us. So which consoles would different comic characters line up behind? Here are the answers:

smh

 
Spider-Man: Wii – Spider-Man is always broke, so he has no choice but to pick up the least expensive console. He might say it is because of the innovative Wii-mote but we all know it was the money.

 

superh

 

 
Superman: PS3 – Supervision calls for super-graphics. Almost went for the Xbox, but Jimmy Olsen already has one.

 

imh

 

 
Iron Man: Xbox 360, PS3, and Wii – He has all three consoles. All three still in the boxes, never opened.

 

bmh

 

 
Batman: Wii – Bought it for Robin as a gift. Batman doesn’t have time for video games.

 

cah

  
Captain America: None – Cap just doesn’t get the whole video game thing. Give him a nice crossword puzzle at the end of a long day. Yessiree.

 

gh

 

 
Guy Gardner (Green Lantern): Xbox 360 – Not sure why. It just seems right. Maybe it’s the green logo on the Xbox.

 

wh

 

 
Wolverine: PS3 – You would think that an X-Man would choose the Xbox, but there you go.

 

rh

 

 
Robin: Wii – Gift from Batman. He really wanted a PS3. You’d think that with the kind of money and connections Bruce Wayne has he could have scored a PS3.

 

mh

 
Madrox (The Multiple Man): Xbox 360, PS3, and Wii (with the maximum number of controllers for each console) – When you can make an unlimited number of copies of yourself, each with a different part of your personality, you need a lot of options.

 

llh

 

 
Lex Luthor: Xbox 360 – Curious that the only villain on the list chooses the Microsoft product. Hmmm.

 

 



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